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Something dark, something sticky and something strange: Superhero film update!

A ton of news came out yesterday detailing comic book films scheduled to release soon and in the near future. Sony/Marvel’s new Spider-Man solo movie was officially titled, Batfleck directorial rumors were confirmed and this holiday’s Doctor Strange gets its very first mind-bending trailer.

Doc Strange

Benedict Cumberbatch enters into the MCU this November as world famous surgeon turned Sorcerer Supreme, Steven Strange. Cumberbatch debuted the first trailer for Doctor Strange late last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, which also features Tilda Swinton as The Ancient One, Chiwetel Ejiofor as Baron Mordo and Rachel McAdams in a unknown role. The short clips showed some awesome-looking, world bending visual effects and the tone was overall dark and mysterious (as Doctor Strange himself is known to be). It really feels like something totally new to the MCU – something, I think, it definitely needs after spending so much time on the same characters with Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World, Cap 2 and Avengers: Age of Ultron. Of course there was the surprising Guardians of the Galaxy and Ant-Man, but those were tonally the same, fitting in well with the rest of the MCU’s lively and fun heroes. Strange reminds me of Batman Begins in that it has to do with like a secret order and the colors are sort of drab, unlike the rest of The Avengers. Plus, it’s an origin story like Begins. 

I haven’t read many Doctor Strange comics yet, so I don’t know deep details  of the character like I do with most of the other Avengers, but I’ll definitely be looking into him more leading up to the movie to see what makes him so weird.

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Cf5hC8jW8AEeRQLReleasing in 2017, Tom Holland’s solo Spidey film will be titled Spider-Man: Homecoming, which Sony announced at CinemaCon yesterday. Following the glowing reviews of Holland’s Spider-Man in Captain America: Civil War, this rebirth of the hero will show him at a much younger age than we’ve ever seen on screen before. Sony Pictures head Tom Rothman described the film as being about “saving the world and getting your algebra homework done at the same time.” Moreover, Peter Parker’s main struggle will be finding out exactly how he fits into the world, searching for his identity – a very teenaged and familiar concept. It’s truly a homecoming of sorts for this hero back into Marvel’s universe. While still owned by Sony, fans have been craving to see Spidey alongside Iron Man, Cap, Thor and take his rightful place among the MCU’s most famous Avengers. It looks like with the help of Kevin Feige, Spider-Man will get the reboot he deserves accompanied by the companions we deserve to see him with.

Batfleck

batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-ben-affleckBen Affleck will star in and direct the next standalone Batman film. Affleck, the newest Dark Knight, was arguably the one shining light from this year’s Batman v Superman. Rumors arose last summer, but the news was only yesterday confirmed at CinemaCon. Affleck has already shown off his directing chops, heading films like The Town, Gone Baby Gone and 2013’s Best Picture winner Argo. I have to believe whatever Affleck does with the character can’t hold a candle critically to Christopher Nolan’s immaculate trilogy, but I really liked his performance in BvS and I thought it was the best depiction of “comic book Batman” I’ve ever seen on film. Put that together with his directing abilities and maybe we have a halfway decent DC superhero movie.

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Batman v Superman thoughts

!!!!FULL SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!

batman-v-superman-review-3-600x315I don’t review or give my impressions of movies because right out of the theatre I can never get my thoughts straight to formulate decent analysis. But I saw Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (for the sake of brevity I’ll refer to the film as BvS for the rest of this post) twice over the weekend and my mind is buzzing from the spectacle that was thrown at my eyeballs. My conclusions are far from favorable – I’ve come away from BvS with great disdain for where the DC Cinematic Universe is headed, however there are very specific parts of the movie that I liked and a only one character that I want to see more from.

Usually I can sit through a bad superhero movie and draw some good out of it. For example, Man of Steel had poor pacing and felt bland, but I liked what it was doing and how it built Superman from a lonely kid to a god among humans. Plus the end fight was cool from a mindless summer blockbuster point of view. Another example, The Dark Knight Rises – hated the grand scale of the story, how it spanned multiple countries and how it felt too unbelievable to be set in Nolan’s grounded universe, but I liked the characters, I liked Batman’s/ Bruce Wayne’s motivations, so I stuck it out. The worst of Nolan’s trilogy for sure, but still passable as a superhero movie. BvS was the first time Iamazing-batmans-funny-photos-15 ever wanted to walk out and ask for my money back in the first half hour of the film. Granted, I liked the final fourth or so of it, but god damn was the rising action’s a slog to get through. It’s disjointed and contrived, going from one character telling you about something that’s happening or going to happen off screen to another. The film assumes we know about past occurrences and characters from the comics, when the average movie goer knows probably zero about Cyborg or how Flash can travel through time or what Darkseid’s omega symbol looks like. It’s either Snyder assumes our knowledge of the DCU, or, even worse, he’s going to fill in the blanks in later movies, expect us to keep up with and remember the world they’re building and have us have a realization later that that’s what BvS was referencing. And that’s probably the largest mistake that this film commits: trying to force all these concepts and characters and history on us without letting them grow organically. They tell us rather than show us – a HUGE gaffe in any story-telling medium. Marvel’s Cinematic Universe is where it’s at now in the public consciousness because it’s been taking its time introducing us to new characters one by one and discovering new concepts with us instead of us being dropped into this whole universe with its own backstory that we need to catch up on. I get DC wants to speed up the process and build a cinematic universe with the Justice League that rivals The Avengers, but tossing out stupid films like BvS that have poor narratives, stale characters and a drab, morose settings aren’t going to make us see their vision.

I’ll stick to specific plot points and scenes in the movie from here on out.

  • Lex Luthor

jesse-eisenberg-lex-luthorI generally like Jesse Einsenberg in films, but casting had me scratching my head from the moment it was announced. I wanted to give him a fair shake – nobody though Heath Ledger could pull off The Joker and look how that turned out. I went into the movie with an open mind about Lex Luthor, but came out disappointed and confused about the villain’s motivation and identity. He’s meant to be a young, eccentric billionaire heading this multinational corporation – a very millennial trope. He’s meant to sound brilliantly psychotic in a sort of “you don’t understand my evil brilliance” sort of way. I guess he’s behind the plot to get Superman and Batman fighting, but that’s not well conveyed in the rising actions at all. I never understood why he was even in the film until the end when he created the fifth ninja turtle… I mean Doomsday. To that end, isn’t it super convenient that the Kryptonian ship Luthor gets access to just happens to have all the information about the history of Krypton and other spacely things? Like, wow! Great tool for the bad guy to have and get easy access to. Overall I’m unimpressed with Luthor in the new DCCU and I’m not looking forward to seeing him in future films.

  • Superman/ Clark Kent

Superman-In-CourtI wish we saw more Clark Kent and less Superman this time out. In Man of Steel, we kind of connected with Clark, seeing his family, his father die and his struggles during his childhood, but we don’t experience happy Clark or depressed Clark or angry Clark. We do see Superman angry – when Luthor shows him the pictures of his captive mother and in Man of Steel when he’s punching Zod a bunch – but Superman isn’t really who the man is. We never connect with Clark the average Joe. There could have been so many opportunities with him and Lois simply conversing, struggling to figure out what’s the right thing for him to do, maybe even arguing about it in their apartment for us to relate to the god posing as human. The only emotion Clark ever conveys is “stoic concern,” like he’s always analyzing situations rather than letting his emotions control how he feels. Like I said, we get a brief glimpse of him being emotional atop LexCorp in his suit, but not in the glasses. That’s why ultimately when he dies at the end and they try to drum up sympathy with a long, drawn out double funeral sequence, there is a noticeable lack of concern from the audience (or at least from the two showings I went to). I genuinely don’t care that Superman is dead and that bothers me because I should. It’s Superman! Truth, justice and the American way! Hope incarnate! Just not in this universe; not to me.

  • Fight!

For a movie that’s titled Batman v Superman, there is very little Superman versus Batman to be seen. 20 minutes of actual fisticuffs takes place between the two iconic heroes and not either comes out victorious. The fighting that does take place, I’ll admit, is pretty cool – Batman’s sense of duty to save the world against Superman’s immeasurable power. This film shows us Batman’s ingenuity through him developing weapons that can kill gods. In the comics, Batman’s always beaten every challenge he’s faced through his brilliance rather than brute force. Though he’s a just a human, it can be said that his superpower is his resourcefulness and unwillingness to give up. He was one spear jab away from defeating a damaged and demoralized Superman, that is until Superman said the magic word: Martha.

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So the whole reason they stop fighting, the reason why Batman drops his undying hatred for Superman, the reason why they decide to team up when minutes ago they were trying to kill each other is that their mom’s have the same name… By saying the word Martha, Superman hits Batman where it hurts him the most – right in the feels. Instead of screaming, “Bruce I need your help!” and “There’s no time!” at the onset of the fight, why wouldn’t Superman just have said, “Lex has my mother” and be done with it? These are two reasonable, well-educated, experienced men here and you’re telling me they couldn’t have simply talked about their differences and their motivations behind the mutual disdain for each other? Huge plot hole; destroyed what little interest I had in their disagreement.

  • The Death of Superman

735653Simply put, it feels unearned for multiple reasons. Superman’s death isn’t inherently an emotional moment. After just two films, there was no way his death could have been impactful no matter how charismatic Henry Cavill played Clark Kent. We’ve just been introduced into the DCCU and already you’re killing off your most iconic character in it? It goes right along with my main theme – Zach Snyder is telling us to feel bad for Superman not letting emotions come organically. Had Superman died in the upcoming Justice League part 2, I might have felt something for this hero who I’ve spent four films with. But here, we know he’s coming back somehow, one because the Justice League hasn’t even been formed yet and two because we see the stupid dirt rising at the very end of the film. If that happened a few films later, his future in the DCCU might be ambiguous. Here, it feels rushed. Same thing with Doomsday’s appearance and demise. In a few films, had Luthor unleashed his monster on Metropolis and killed Superman, I’d be ok with that. But in the BvS we got, a big, dumb monster shows up with a half-hour left in the movie and kills Superman. Sure, Superman give his life to kill this unkillable beast, but we care nothing about Superman’s character, we care nothing about Metropolis or this universe that Snyder’s trying to build, so Supes’ death seems superfluous. I’d have walked out of this of the theatre feeling the exact same way about the DCCU had Superman died or not.

  • Metahumans

Another example of inorganic story telling and setup. In a 3-bvs_aquaman_colorized_by_omegacronalpha-d8jehfyminute scene, we’re told there are other metahumans in the world and see brief clips of each hero in action. Instead of building to a team-up movie, we’re meant to care about characters who the general audience, the non-DC fanboys, know nothing about. I wish I could say I’m excited to see more from these heroes, but I’m honestly so turned off by the DCCU at this point.

 

The best way I can describe BvS is disjointed. Scenes didn’t mesh together well and there was no continuity between them. We jumped from Bruce Wayne doing something to Clark Kent at the Daily Planet to Lex doing some other thing then back to Wayne saying something in a deep voice. I wish they kept the plot simple: Bruce Wayne wanting to stop Superman and Clark Kent trying to discover within himself what’s right for him to do. We should have gotten a character study about who Clark Kent is and why he needs to be Superman with minor Batman mixed in. There is no point to Luthor in BvS and Doomsday is a wasted villain as far as I’m concerned. I’ll watch Suicide Squad later this summer, but if that film feels as hollow as Snyder’s have felt so far, I’m done with the DCCU altogether.

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Joker running Squad deep

image credit: IGN.com
image credit: IGN.com

Last week, director David Ayer revealed Jared Leto’s new Joker costume and make-up for the upcoming villain film Suicide Squad. The Suicide Squad, in DC comics, is a group of some of the worst super villains the DC universe has to offer.

Sunday, Ayer tweeted out a photo of the rest of the Suicide Squad actors in full regalia, most notables being Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn and Will Smith as Deadshot. Photos of Smith on the set have also surfaced, showing him in long coat and cowboy hat in what seems like Deadshot’s street clothes.

Ben Affleck was spotted on the set in the full cape and cowl, all but confirming the prediction that Batman would be featured along side his nemeses in some capacity.

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image credit: IGN.com
image credit: IGN.com

Back to Leto. You can’t talk about the new Joker without first talking about the old one. Heath Ledger’s Joker is thought by many as the greatest presentation of the character ever on film, and I share that sentiment. While Ledger’s Joker wasn’t fully faithful to the comic book version that fans have been familiar with for decades, he did stay true to most of the aesthetics – green hair, crazed look, purple suit and genius intellect that Joker is known for. Ledger and Nolan also kept true to the fact that Joker could never match up with Batman in hand-to-hand combat.

I’m unsure what exact tone the new DC Universe films are going for, but it looks like it’s a strange mix between Nolan’s version of Gotham (grounded in reality) and the comic book’s outlandish portrayals of these characters. Seemingly every familiar character in this new universe changed in some way that makes them new to the audience. Leto’s Joker is a prison-hardened psychopath with more muscle than we’ve seen the Joker have before. Tattoos of iconic Joker imagery cover his body, creating a self-awareness of his own character imagery, or maybe in this new DC Universe he is trying to create the imagery himself, as if people in that universe had never heard of Joker. The tattoos go along with the prison-hardened theme, but the “damaged” tattoo on his forehead is taking it too far, especially if we have to look at that tattoo all movie. Hopefully at some point in the movie Leto dawns the rest of Joker’s outfit, purple suite jacket and all.

Before The Dark Knight, I was part of the masses questioning Nolan’s pick for Ledger as Joker. Afterwards, I was kicking myself for how horribly wrong I’d been. Because of that, I’m never questioning a casting decision before I’ve seen the performance again.  That being said, the unfamiliarity of the new Joker is concerning. If I had it my way, Ledger’s Joker would be the last one ever played on screen. I supposed I should be more open minded, though. I won’t say I’m excited to see the Suicide Squad movie, but I will say that I am curious to see it.

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Trailers, trailer, trailers!

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image credit: http://unrealitymag.com

Seemingly every week in April we got a new movie trailer that made my withheld nerdiness burst out like a bull at a rodeo. Since I’ve been very busy trying to graduate, I haven’t had time to share my thoughts on each one. Obviously, what took the cake for me was the new Force Awakens trailer. J.J. Abrams and Disney look like they are doing everything right with that movie, but I’ll save that for a different post. While I wasn’t much excited for some of these movies before viewing their new trailers, I’m fully on board with them all now and can’t wait to see them in theaters. I’ll give each of these trailers a hype level, 1-10, based on how excited I am to see them.

Man of Steel wasn’t what I thought it would be, but I am willing to see where DC takes their heroes. Their trying to squeeze a lot into this movie with variations that we haven’t seen before on familiar characters. I hope it works out as well as Nolan’s Batmans did.

HYPE LEVEL: 6

I’m ashamed to say I haven’t seen the original Mad Max. This new reboot wasn’t on my radar until I saw the operatic tones mixed with crazy action in the trailers. This new trailer shows more of the same. I’m not one to see some one-off action movie, but Mad Max: Fury Road appeals to my video gaming sensibilities with its large dystopian world and singular hero from which the movie gets its name.

HYPE LEVEL: 6

The original Fantastic Four movies were complete garbage. This reboot of the series looks like their taking the Nolan approach by grounding these heroes. Rather than fantastical space rides, the events which give the four their powers are based on science. It’s almost safe to say this movie is more of a science fiction movie and a super hero movie. It’s unfortunate that Fox and Marvel don’t play nice to bring each others’ characters into each others’ movies the way Sony and Marvel are doing now. Without the promise of a larger universe, I’m not too interested in the Fantastic Four story.

HYPE LEVEL: 4

Expanding on Marvel’s cinematic universe, Ant-Man will come on the heels of Avengers: Age of Ultron, Marvel’s epic team-up super hero movie. No chance Ant-Man will come close to box the office attendance of Age of Ultron, but as this trailer shows, Ant-Man will add to the Cinematic Universe’s comedic dimension.

HYPE LEVEL: 8

No dinosaur movie will come close to the majesty of the original Jurassic Park. However, Jurassic World looks like an exciting dino adventure for a new age. What hold my hype level back is the movie’s complete reliance on CGI to create its world. From the trailers, the most of the effects looks realistic, but I’m afraid I won’t get the same satisfaction I got the first time I saw the original Park.

HYPE LEVEL: 7

This isn’t a nerd movie, but deserves credit nonetheless. Finally, Johnny Depp steps away from his atrocious fantasy character films and steps into a dramatic role. Black Mass hits close to home, greatly affecting my hype level for the movie. This first trailer accurately captures a glimpse of the crazed mobster Whitey Bulger. Having lived close to Boston all my life, his name has been familiar to me since I was little.

HYPE LEVEL: 9

This trailer speaks for itself. A voice over by Luke Skywalker, the look of true grit from the original trilogy and a look at a couple familiar characters has made myself and many more Star Wars fans around the world uber-excited for the beginning of the next trilogy. It looks like J.J. Abrams and Disney have taken everything we love about the originals and updated them without totally disregarding their spirits like the awful prequel trilogy did. Christmas is already my favorite time of year, but with The Force Awakens coming, I think this might be the best Christmas ever.

HYPE LEVEL:

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